Worst Jokes Ever
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.