Worst Jokes Ever
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Ya mums, ya dad.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Pacman 200 balls
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.