Worst Jokes Ever

What are Mexicans' favorite sport?

Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

Person 2: OMg!

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.

I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.

9/11

I was talking to a beaver about my life. I don't think he really gave a dam about it at all.

What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.

I'm dead! 😂💀💀

I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.

My life is a joke.

What's so special about bullets?

They do work after they are fired.

My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.

I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.

I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.

Batman vs Superman?

So, a kid walks in the house and says, "Mommy, Mommy, I found daddy!" And the mother says, "Stop digging around in the garden, and let your father rest in peace."

I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."

I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."

My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.