Worst Jokes Ever

So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.

How many thumbs down can this joke get?

Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.

Pineapple goes on pizza.

Flat Earthers

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.

if you throw it hard enough.

I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3

Dear math,

Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.

Thanks.

Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.

The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.

Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?

A. An easy bake oven.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.

The waiter said, "What's that?"

I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

What is a room you can not enter?

A mushroom.

You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.