I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
