Worst Jokes Ever
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
Q: Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
A: Everywhere.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
Suck my ass, guys!
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.