Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
Fuck nugget!
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
My life...
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.