Worst Jokes Ever
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
David? Mitosis.
What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
Three blondes were walking on a path. The first blonde said, “Hey, look, there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way, those are totally duck tracks.” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh, those are...” Then they got hit by a train.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
Finish the sentence.
Salt and Vi.....
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
You suck.
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
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What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.