Worst Jokes Ever
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many are hungry?
A. 10
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
Jake Paul's life:
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
So, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "Alright, so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "Okay, here you go." So he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.
The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)