Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.
Pussy = drugs.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
An Irish-man walks out of a bar.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
I want to die hahahahhaha.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
Ur mum homo.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
Legally Blonde.
Blondies.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
Nevermind, it's retarded.