Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
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I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
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"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
When someone says, "Jesus," I say, "Bitch, where?"
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.
She responded with a list:
- Take out the trash.
- Clean your room.
- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.
That’s all sweetie!
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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