Worst Jokes Ever
Blueface baby!
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
You are a joke.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons.
"My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances, I would have to jump out of the plane."
And his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?"
The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A baby seal walked into a club.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.