Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"

What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?

Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.

One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"

Teacher: Take a seat, class.

Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.

How to make holy water:

1. Grab a pot.

2. Put water in it.

3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.

4. Boil the hell out of it.

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

What has 2 legs and is red all over?

Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.

Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was strapped to the chicken.

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.

Hola.

I'm sorry for your loss.

It is going tibia okay.

Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.

Is Will Smith a blacksmith?

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.