Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a bird and jam?

You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.

My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.

My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.

Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast.

At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

Why do lions always lose at poker?

Because they always play against cheetahs.