Worst Jokes Ever
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
The joke is this website.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.