Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
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What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
TDS? More like STDs.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."