Worst Jokes Ever
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
My dick is hard, what's your name?
Two husbands walk into a bar.
The first one says, "My wife is an angel."
The second one says, "You're lucky, mine is still alive."
Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
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Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
My life, part 2.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
Your mom is a mom!