Worst Jokes Ever
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."