Worst Jokes Ever

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?

"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩

Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why was the dog staying in the shade?

Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!

What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?

I'D HIT THAT!

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.

Alex Hayermann.

Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.

I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"

A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"

My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.

What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐

What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!

PP in the poo poo.