Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.