Worst Jokes Ever
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
I tried to eat a clock the other day.
It was very time consuming.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Ur mom gay.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
Josh Williams
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”