Worst Jokes Ever
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
I farted. LOL.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.