Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.

The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.

The man asks, "Is it your first time?"

The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."

I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.

Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally...

How did she die?

A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

A bomb.

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

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  • Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!

    Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?

    Answer: An Investigator

    Girl: Come over.

    Orphan: I can’t.

    Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

    Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

    Why did Sally fall off the swing?

    Because she had no arms.

    Knock, knock!

    Who's there?

    Not Sally.

    "Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."

    "Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."

    "Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."

    "Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."

    "Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."

    "Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."

    "Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."

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