Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.