What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
Lawrence in maths ;)
I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
