Worst Jokes Ever
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
How do you punish Helen Keller?
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
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What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...