Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.
Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
A man was taking a young child into the woods.
The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."
The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Milk is that the Uganda way?
Abortion is bad.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"