Worst Jokes Ever
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"
The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."
The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
He's dead.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.