Worst Jokes Ever

Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.

I ate a watch once... it was time-consuming.

I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!

Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!

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Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!

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Me: My life.

What do you call an octopus whose father left?

An octopie.

Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.

Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!

How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.

My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"

What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"

When is a piece of wood made king?

When it's a ruler.

Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.