What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
What is going on here?
Dcexcedcrd.
Fuk Nip shat!
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
Hi Sean!
FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
How's it going @#$!
Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!
Hi Trent!
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
Pinto?
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
