Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
Your mom is a mom!
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
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How many YEETS are there?
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
My pee pee fell off.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
My wife was run over.
My dog died.
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Dumb.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.