Worst Jokes Ever
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"