Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
Sex.
Your mum's got big tits.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
"Bill, never do that again."
Bill, that's racist!
bill tran
Ur mum.
Teddy
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.