Worst Jokes Ever
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
A man walked into a zoo and there was only one dog.
He came out and said, "It was a shitzu."
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.