Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said "you know you wanna". Jill said yes, pulled down her dress, and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Joe.
I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
Hello, America!
I'm a turd.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.