Worst Jokes Ever
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
These jokes make me want to die.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.