Worst Jokes Ever
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
What is a dog?
A pet.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Do you want to play Titanic?
When I say iceberg, you go down on me.
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"