Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

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    • Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?

    Because he didn't have enough space.

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    • Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.

    Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?

    Neither has he. 😂😂

    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

    What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

    My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?

    Me: Yeh, of course.

    My Bff: Ok which one?

    Me: You know... the black one.

    Me: Like my soul...

    My Bff: Jeez you ok?

    What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.

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    • My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.

    She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

    I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!

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