Worst Jokes Ever
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down in the waiting room. When it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news." The woman says, "I'll hear the good news first please." The doctor replies, "The good news is we're naming a disease after you!"
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
Baby 🍼
Good night.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What is important?
Love? Is impossible.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Yellow is the best.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
When I get hungry 😋
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What is fall?
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa!
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandpa is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma.
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandma is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy!
Dad: Oh no. If I survive until tomorrow, everything will be okay!
Survives until tomorrow.
Dad: Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house*
Mom: Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch!
(If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)