Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.
After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."
So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!