Worst Jokes Ever
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Where do cows get their medicine?
At the farmacy.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
What time do you call me tomorrow?
W ffseetyhggghjoi.
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽