Worst Jokes Ever
I think that church is super burning π₯΅.
I think that church is boring.
What is mail? Boring.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus π
Which month is the bus? December.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What is a guide dog πΆ that cannot walk? A useless guide πΆ.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut thatβs sick.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. π
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! ππ€£
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Microwave.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.