What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
What color is a burp?
Burple!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
At every funeral, it's a try-not-to-say-"big mood"-challenge for me.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
My penis is tied in a knot.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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