Worst Jokes Ever
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Hitler was a nazi.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.