Worst Jokes Ever
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
I hate straight people.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is your body like? Soft.
I think that church is super burning 🥵.