Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
Germany is...
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
I hate crying.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
I love my dog, Sadie.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
I forgot the joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.