Worst Jokes Ever
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Jokes are rather funny.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
You're gay.
If you read this.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
Should be good night and walk walk home.
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?