Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
I don’t love being bored.
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you get home?
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
I love going to sleep at night.
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.