Worst Jokes Ever
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
Good morning!
What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...
What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
I have fun with my friends.
I hate noise.