Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
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What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
Your mom gay.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.