Worst Jokes Ever

Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

What did the duck eat for lunch?

Soup and quackers.

Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.

Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.

What kind of bear has no teeth?

A gummy bear.

My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.

Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!

What did the rock say to the flower?

Rocks can't talk. -.-

Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

Orphans have no parents.

Steven Hawking

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?

So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."

For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.

Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.

What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?

I did have a good time today, I did.

WwwassfcfqaaszzxQffffgg.

I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.