Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.

What is a good night's sleep?

"Good night night love โค๏ธ"

What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth ๐ŸŒ?

What did the traffic light ๐Ÿšฆ say to the car ๐Ÿš—? Donโ€™t look, Iโ€™m about to change!

When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"

I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."

1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

Welcome.

What should you name a dog without any legs?

It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.