Worst Jokes Ever
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
My grandfather has the heart of a lion!! 🦁
In a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo...
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
I was in the bank one day, and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.