Worst Jokes Ever
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Woman can't drive.
Why are you gay?
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
Ert.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Your mom gay, lol.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.
Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."