Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?

... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.

  • 0
  • Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?

    He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!

    Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.

  • 6
  • What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?

    "Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"

    One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.

    "Who are you?"

    "I am mountain man!"

    What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?

    “You got nice buns!”

    A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."