Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.