Worst Jokes Ever

Bib C, IIf.

I am a beautiful person.

What is a neonatal's first time in the world?

What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

Hi, how are you doing today?

Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!

Why can’t orphans have a horse?

Because they run away like their mum did.

Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you're a poo.

Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!

What do you call a bloody pig?

HAMorrhage!

Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!

"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."

Games

I like school.

I miss school so much.