Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
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What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
Your mom gay.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
His face.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.