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Why did the doctor check out Earth?

He had a tummy quake.

So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.

What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.

What is the difference between a human and a human?

I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun.

What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?

What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.

I love still things.

Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...

I love you, my new phone! 📲

I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...