Worst Jokes Ever
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
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What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
Your mom gay.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
His face.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD