Worst Jokes Ever
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My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
My sis a fat cow.
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so fat, cow!
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
Yo mama is Dora.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
S, ss, slalom. A.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Toot and poop.