Why cant orphans play baseball?
Cause they dont know where home plate is.
What do you call a old snowman that survived till summer!...water...yup,water...
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
Why can’t a orphan play baseball Cause they don’t know where home is 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
why do indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
my grandfather has the heart of a lion!!🦁
in a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo.....
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Why are orphans bad at baseball
They dont know were home is
Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
Social Distancing.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
i was in the bank one day and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So i pushed her over
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
