Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
Whats the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
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Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
If I adopt a child is it mine ?? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
What chicken crossed the road the donkey of the moneys
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why can't orphans play baseball
Because she couldn't find homeplate
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
