Worst Jokes Ever
To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
My favorite joke: My life.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.