Worst Jokes Ever

Hi 👋 I have some good

Angel is a good word.

Games are fun.

Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?

Because it was full! 🌕

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.

Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

I love Little Mix.

My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"

How do fish get to school?

On a octobus.

Lol.

How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.

A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.

My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.

What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.

In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.

What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout?

I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

What’s the most expensive haircut?

Chemotherapy.