Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
I sit because I can't stand you.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Super Mario.
So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"
The man then stood up and became Mario!
Wahoo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
Never attempt to foreshadow your own death, you may end up regretting it. You can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if I’m wrong.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Daughter: Dad, what's your opinion on abortions?
Dad: Ask your sister.
Daughter: But I don't have a sister.
Dad: Exactly.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
Her dog was blind, too.