Why did the toilet paper cross the road
To get to the Bottom
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
Q:Why did the first Koala Fall off the tree A: Because it was dead Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too. Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down Q:Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree A: It was tied to the fifth koala Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree A: Peer group pressure
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
