Worst Jokes Ever
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Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"