Worst Jokes Ever
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife replies, “Change the damn diaper, you idiot.”
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.