Worst Jokes Ever
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂